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The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.
This is a Japanese doll.
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.
You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.
It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent.
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight.
The external scars tell only part of the story.
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
Separation anxiety is what happens when you can't find your phone.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
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